Zombie Back Scratcher £50.00

man stares at army of undead whilst using Zombie Back Scratcher

This Zombie Back Scratcher is made from genuine zombie body parts.  Some undead loser has his arm drop off – but it doesn’t go to waste. Instead, Amazon have it on sale, all neatly packaged and preserved.  To help you scratch those hard-to-reach infected scabs without pulling a rotten stinking muscle.

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