You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitiser £8.00
Stop press! Earlier today police swooped on ace reporter, Dirk Gonk, outside a public convenience, in a scene straight from Mission Impossible. “I asked him to just interview the general public to see how many might benefit from this ‘ You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitiser ‘” said Daily Gonk Chief Editor, Charles Foster Gonk. But police said that “Standing outside a public toilet, badgering people about whether they had just washed their hands, amounted to harassment. He was also carrying a 007 stopwatch and a pair of binoculars!” And the verdict? Dirk got off with a caution. Oh and 50% of people don’t wash their hands!