Slender Man Costume £33.00
Slender Man Costume baffles police!!
“Can you recall what your assailant looked like?”
“Oh yes officer” said Doris “I never forget a face. He was white, with no eyes, no nose and, er, no lips.”
“I think you’re describing a balloon madam!”
With this stretchy spandex Slender Man Costume you can ‘wow’ any party……preferably a fancy dress!
Or, quickly recoup your investment by anonymously snatching old ladies’ handbags…!