Food and Drink


We dedicate this section to those Food and Drink gifts and products that help turn the simple act of sipping, pecking, chowing and chugging into an experience, an art form, an adventure through gastronomic wonderland!!!  We’ve got unique things to eat; weird things to eat with; clever, sneaky ways to transport your nosh; and amazing things to play and do, while you’re grazing and guzzling. Cheers!

230 £20.00

Pumpkin Cake Mould

This Pumpkin Cake Mould is great on at least two occasions. One - it's Halloween, you hate the...

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272 £1.00

Snail Tea Bag Holder

Public in Shell Shock over Snail Tea Bag Holder! Yes it's official - snails brew the best tea!...

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278 £1,099.00

Offroad Motorised Cooler

Be first on the party list when you're the proud owner of the 48-litre capacity Offroad Motorised...

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221 £10.00

Mr Sniffles Snot Nose Egg Separator

This Snot Nose Egg Separator proves it is possible to produce a product that's both super useful and...

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180 £25.00

Vintage Style Snow Cone Cart

According to our Science Correspondent this Vintage Style Snow Cone Cart really bucks the trend....

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159 £15.00

Watermelon Tap Kit

The right way to use the Watermelon Tap Kit is to firstly cut the top off the watermelon and scoop...

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153 £25.00

Stainless Steel Drink Cooling Balls

It takes Stainless Steel Drink Cooling Balls to cool your whiskey to the perfect temperature...

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312 £5.00

Switchblade Bottle Opener

“Hey Rambo, can you open my bottle please?” Complete your all-action-hero look at barbies and...

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300 £21.00

Beer Belly Drinking Pouch

The Beer Belly Drinking Pouch lets you easily blend in with other middle-aged men but you'll be the...

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193 £10.00

Beer Tracker Bottle Opener

The Beer Tracker Bottle Opener will keep counting your alcohol intake even when you're too far gone...

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261 £6.00

USB Mug Warmer

If you're too busy tapping away on your machine to reheat your coffee then the USB Mug Warmer is...

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145 £41.00

Flavoured Worm Snacks

It’s protein Captain but not as we know it! These Flavoured Worm Snacks are one of the favourite...

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282 £40.00

Death Star Popcorn Maker

It's a little known fact that the real Death Star was based on the Death Star Popcorn Maker.  Old...

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318 £8.00

Darth Vader Bottle Opener

"I sense something. A present I have not felt since I last needed a beer and couldn't open the...

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289 £35.00

Chemistry Spice Rack

If you thought all that Bunsen burning in the school lab was a waste of time, think again.  This...

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475 £5.00

Mentos Amazon Dash Button

So you're down to your last pack of Mentos and you're too busy to pop to the shops! No problem! With...

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202 £55.00

Marshmallow Bow

The Marshmallow Bow is thought to be the reason Robin Hood’s men were so Merry. They used all that...

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268 £7.00

Titanic Ice Cube Mold

All those hopes, those dreams, those lives lost - reduced to this a little boat-shaped ice cube....

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225 £7.00

Potato Chip Bag Resealer

With the Potato Chip Bag Resealer you can avoid what readers voted the second most disappointing...

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335 £8.00

Sunny Side Up Egg Mold

Get your biorhythms off to a super bright start in the morning with this dish-washable Sunny Side Up...

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317 £11.00

Sumo Egg Cups

Where do Sumo wrestlers keep their eggs? Apparently in their mega thongs, as proven by these Sumo...

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623 £20.00

Beer Bottle Baby Bottle

Give your little ones a great start with this food grade Lil' Lager Beer Bottle Baby Bottle and they...

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181 £6.00

Skull Sugar Spoon

Until now we'd have said a spoon with holes in it is as useful as a chocolate teapot! But make no...

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353 £8.00

Apple Peeler Corer Slicer Machine

My old Gran would have loved this Apple Peeler Corer Slicer Machine.  She used to say that if you...

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178 £23.00

Death Star Tea Infuser

Can the Death Star Tea Infuser make up for wreaking death and destruction across the galaxy just by...

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352 £40.00

Planet Plates

Eat your breakfast on Uranus or your nachos on Neptune with these watercolour Planet Plates. This...

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227 £7.00

Edible Candy Cane Spoons

The Edible Candy Cane Spoons make little Billy’s dream day: “So its my mate Jack’s sixth...

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315 £9.00

Cunt Mug

The Cunt Mug is another naughty mug that slipped through the net.  TiffanyGonk thinks it stands for...

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246 £22.00

Bottle Opening Flip Flops

These Reef Bottle Opening Flip Flops are perfect for parties, barbies and when someone thrusts a...

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213 £39.00

Never Soggy Cereal Bowl

In a recent Daily Gonk survey, 40% of people said they preferred soggy cereal while 60% said it...

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372 £4.00

Daily Bread Jesus Toaster

And the Lord spake and said "Let there be toast, and lo, go forth and eat the toast which I...

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163 £6.00

Straw Building Kit

Test your suckability with the Straw Building Kit.  Angles and joints combine to create the most...

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491 £9.00

Beer Foam Glass

Get the perfect topping of froth every time with this Beer Foam Glass. It's specially designed to...

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